小屁孩日記

星期一 ?Monday

今天體育課取消了，因為第四節課改為全校大會。不得不承認，我還真有點失望了。說來你也不信，我跟卡洛斯跳梅倫格舞還跳出感覺了呢。Today at school， Phys Ed was canceled because we had a general assembly during fourth period. I have to admit I was a little disappointed when I found out， because believe it or not， me and Carlos have actually been getting the hang of the merengue.

不過大家都很興奮，因為我們自從11月那次之后就沒開過全校大會了。那次是一個叫“了不起的安德魯”的催眠師來我們學校。Most people were pretty excited， though， because we havent had a general assembly since November. Thats when this hypnotist called the Amazing Andrew came to our school.

他的壓軸好戲是催眠一排八年級的學生，讓他們以為彼此的胳膊被萬能膠黏在了一起。In the grand finale of his show， the Amazing Andrew hypnotized a line of eighth-graders into thinking their arms were superglued together.

然后他說他會用一句咒語將他們分開。他念了咒語后，他們果然就真的分開了。Then he told the guys hed unglue them with a magic word， and when he said it they came apart just like that.

放學后，孩子們開始爭論不休，圍繞催眠師那把戲到底是真是假，那幾個八年級學生是不是都串通好了做托的之類。After school some kids got into an argument over whether the hypnotist was for real or if those eighth-graders were in on the act and just faking it.