蘇格拉底未聘為哲學(xué)教授之緣由

Reasons Why Socrates Wouldn't Behired As A Philosophy Professor

1 No Ph. D.

2 No publications.

3 Freely admits that he doesn't know anything.

4 Spends too much time at parties.

5 Wears a bedsheet and no shoes.

6 No set curriculum(課程)，no exams.

7 Will let anybody into his classes and doesn't charge for instruction.

8 Thinks teachers who take money for their instruction are immoral sophists (詭辯者)。

9 No teaching experience.

10 Past retirement age.

11 Probably a deviant（道德與社會(huì)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)觀念不合常規(guī)或慣例的人）——says he likes young boys.

12 Suicidal tendency and a criminal record.

蘇格拉底未聘為哲學(xué)教授之緣由

1 沒(méi)有哲學(xué)博士學(xué)位。

2 沒(méi)有出版專(zhuān)著。

3 隨便承認(rèn)一無(wú)所知。

4 聚會(huì)時(shí)間太多。

5 披著床單，沒(méi)有穿鞋。

6 既沒(méi)開(kāi)設(shè)課程，也沒(méi)有考試。

7 什么人都能進(jìn)他們班，又不收學(xué)費(fèi)。

8 認(rèn)為收取學(xué)費(fèi)的教師都是不道德的。

9 無(wú)教學(xué)經(jīng)驗(yàn)。

10 已過(guò)退體年齡。

11 可能是一個(gè)道德與社會(huì)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)觀念不合常理的人——他說(shuō)他喜歡年青人。

12 有自殺傾向和犯罪紀(jì)錄。