Reasons Why Socrates Wouldn't Behired As A Philosophy Professor
1 No Ph. D.
2 No publications.
3 Freely admits that he doesn't know anything.
4 Spends too much time at parties.
5 Wears a bedsheet and no shoes.
6 No set curriculum(課程),no exams.
7 Will let anybody into his classes and doesn't charge for instruction.
8 Thinks teachers who take money for their instruction are immoral sophists (詭辯者)。
9 No teaching experience.
10 Past retirement age.
11 Probably a deviant(道德與社會(huì)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)觀念不合常規(guī)或慣例的人)——says he likes young boys.
12 Suicidal tendency and a criminal record.
蘇格拉底未聘為哲學(xué)教授之緣由
1 沒(méi)有哲學(xué)博士學(xué)位。
2 沒(méi)有出版專(zhuān)著。
3 隨便承認(rèn)一無(wú)所知。
4 聚會(huì)時(shí)間太多。
5 披著床單,沒(méi)有穿鞋。
6 既沒(méi)開(kāi)設(shè)課程,也沒(méi)有考試。
7 什么人都能進(jìn)他們班,又不收學(xué)費(fèi)。
8 認(rèn)為收取學(xué)費(fèi)的教師都是不道德的。
9 無(wú)教學(xué)經(jīng)驗(yàn)。
10 已過(guò)退體年齡。
11 可能是一個(gè)道德與社會(huì)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)觀念不合常理的人——他說(shuō)他喜歡年青人。
12 有自殺傾向和犯罪紀(jì)錄。