幽默四則

(A)

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

The father replied: I dont know, son. Im still paying!

一個小男孩問他的爸爸：爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？

爸爸說：我不知道，因為我仍然在付帳。

(B)

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了

湯姆：約翰尼，你弟弟好嗎？

約翰尼：他生病臥床了。他受了傷。

湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？

約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

(C)

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？

杰克：當然應該了。

湯姆：為什么？

杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。

(D)

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: Thats a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什么那么紅？

弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。

媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架？

弗雷迪：我和杰克?史密斯。