Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone
Jen said she’d never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Liza got 1)amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn’t go with the flow
*Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But I’m hoping that you’ll stick around*
(He doesn’t cook or clean
He’s not good boyfriend material)
Ooh, we can eat cereal
(You’ll lose interest fast, his relationships never last)
Shut up girlfriends from the past
(He says he’ll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing)
Oh, who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a 2)choir
And got them to sing? (ah...)
Who, who, mm, shut up (ah...)
Shut up girlfriends from the past
洛蕾塔在信里傷碎了我的心
她說離開我,生活會變得更美好
瓊在電話里和我分手了
嗶聲后,她留下我一個人
珍說她永遠也不會再見我
但我再次見到她時,她又再說一遍
簡遇見了另一個男人
莉莎得了失憶癥,只忘了我是誰
費利西蒂說和我不來電了
埃米麗,對我沒感覺了
弗蘭,跑了,布魯斯原來是一個男人
弗洛不得不離開,我不能隨波逐流
*卡羅爾·布朗剛剛搭公車離開了小鎮
但我希望你會留在我身邊*
(他不會煮飯或打掃衛生
他不是個好男友的材料)
噢,我們可以吃燕麥片
(你很快就會失去興趣,他的戀愛都不長久)
前女友們閉嘴
(他說他會做一件事
然后他走了,去做另一件事)
噢,誰把我的前女友組成了個合唱團
讓她們歌唱?(啊……)
誰,誰,嗯嗯,閉嘴(啊……)
前女友們閉嘴
有一種男人,只愛自己。他是永遠也長不大的花心彼得·潘,被前任深痛惡絕,對現任漫不經心,只對下任女友有著三分鐘熱度。他換女友比換衣服還快,洛蕾塔、瓊、珍、簡、莉莎……前女友多到可以組團合唱了。如果按照狗血肥皂劇的演法,這個男人在過盡千帆后會遇見真愛,踢到鐵板,從此修心養性,為“她”放棄一整片森林,成為二十四孝男友。每個愛上花花公子的女子或多或少都抱著這樣的奢望。醒醒吧!生活不是肥皂劇,你也不是女主角,他不會為了你改變——因為他只愛自己。
玩喜劇搖滾的歌手不算少,但弦樂航班樂隊(Flight of the Conchords)絕對是個中翹楚。這個新西蘭搞笑二人組在喜劇音樂圈獲獎無數,2008年更是憑借《The Distant Future》獲得格萊美“最佳喜劇專輯”。