幽默四則

Careless Dentist

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know， but you are standing on my foot!

粗心的牙醫(yī)

牙醫(yī):請你不要再叫了!我還沒有碰到你的牙呢。

病人:我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呢。

School—Go slow

Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner， a sign says， “School—Go slow”.

老師:為什么你每天早晨都遲到?

湯姆:每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過學(xué)校的拐角處，就看見一個牌子上寫著“學(xué)校——慢行”。

Different Answers

Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?

A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.

A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!

不同的答案

問題:為什么上帝先創(chuàng)造了男人，然后才創(chuàng)造了女人?

男人的答案:給男人們一點(diǎn)時間享受一下人間天堂。

女人的答案:上帝總要先打個草稿吧。

Two Pronouns

The teacher said to a student， “Saud， name two pronouns.”

Saud who suddenly woke up and said， “Who， me?”

兩個代詞

老師對學(xué)生說:“Saud， 給出兩個代詞。”

學(xué)生突然從夢中驚醒，說道:“誰?我?”