幽默樂翻天

江　凌

He Knows the Answer

Teacher： Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

Pupil： Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

他知道答案

教師：你能不能告訴我有關十八世紀偉大科學家的事跡？

學生：可以，老師。他們都死了。

Punished

Alice： Isnt Coby a naughty dog, Mommy? He ate my dollys slipper.

Mother： Yes, dear. He must be punished.

Alice： I did punish him. I went out to his kennel and drank his milk.

懲罰

艾麗斯：媽媽，考比這狗是不是很淘氣？它把我的洋娃娃的拖鞋給吃掉了。

媽媽：是的，親愛的。應該懲罰它。

艾麗斯：我懲罰它了。我到外面它的窩里把它的牛奶喝了。

How to Get Clean Water?

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

怎么得到凈水？

老師： 我們怎么樣才能得到凈水？

學生： 把水從河里打出來，然后洗一洗。