英語幽默《擁擠的月亮》等３則

Overcrowded（擁擠的）Moon

A geography teacher once told her class， “The moon is so large that several million people could live there.”

One boy started laughing，“It sure must get crowded when it's a crescent moon（月牙）.”

擁擠的月亮

一位地理老師告訴他的學生：“月亮非常之大，它可以容納幾百萬人在上面居住。”

有一個男孩笑了，“當月亮由滿月變成月牙兒時，住在上面的人該有多么擁擠啊！”

Start From “0”

Dad:This is the first exam in this term. Why do you only get “zero” mark?

Son:The teacher tells us:“We should start from ‘0’， when we do something now.”

從“零”開始

父親：這是本學期第一次考試，你為什么只得了個“零”分？

兒子：老師告訴我們：“當我們剛做某種事時，應從‘零’做起。”

Writing a Composition

One day in class， the teacher assigned his students to write a composition——If I Am a Manager.（經理）

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

“I am waiting for my secretary（秘書），”was the boy's answer.

寫作文

一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

“我在等我秘書。”那孩子答道。