欠揍的理發師

Being rather bald， I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit，“Grass doesnt grow on a busy street.”

However， I was not prepared for the response of one barber，“We always say theres no sense in putting a roof on an empty barn.”

每次去美發中心的時候，我總是以一句自我安慰的話，來提及我那近乎禿頂的腦袋，“繁華的馬路不會長草。”

沒想到，有位理發師這樣應了我一句：“我們是認為，荒蕪的土地就不需要有屋頂。”