運動笑話
2018-09-12 11:33:22明天供稿
瘋狂英語·初中天地 2018年7期
明天供稿
1.
Q:Why did thegolfer[高爾夫球手]wear two pairs of pants?
A:In case he got a hole in one.
2.
Q:What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
A:Both dohat tricks[帽子戲法]!
3.
Q:What lights up a football stadium?
A:A football match（match有兩個意思：一個是比賽；一個是火柴。這里運用了雙關語）!
4.
Q:Whichsportisalwaysintrouble?
A:BADminton[羽毛球].
5.
Q:When doboxers[拳擊手]start wearing gloves?
A:When it gets cold.
6.
Q:Why do soccer players do well in school?
A:Because they use their heads.
7.
A schoolboy at the swimming baths climbed to the very topdiving board[跳水板].He lifted his arms and was just about to dive off when the teacher came running up,shouting, “Don’t dive! There’s no water in the pool!”
“That’s OK, sir,” said the boy. “I can’t swim!”
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