樂翻天！

Jane： What is the difference between electricity and lightning？

Mary： One must be charged for， the other neednt.

簡：電與閃電有什么區別？

瑪麗：一個收電費，一個不收費。

Teacher： Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today？

Student： Of course. He must be a great man， for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎？

學生：當然。他肯定是一名偉人。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

Teacher： Name some of Thomas Edisons contributions to science.

Students： If it werent for Edison， wed all be watching television by candle light.

老師：列舉一些托馬斯·愛迪生對科學的貢獻。

學生：如果沒有愛迪生的話，我們就只能點著蠟燭看電視了。

A teacher asked her class， “Is the sentence ‘The ox and the cow are in the fields right？” Most of the children said， “Yes， it is all right！” And only one little boy said， “No， it is not right. The lady must be said first.”

一位老師問班上的學生：“‘公牛和母牛在田野里這個句子對嗎？” 大多數學生回答說：“對，一點不錯。” 只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應該先說女士。”