小屁孩日記

星期天Sunday

就這么過(guò)了幾個(gè)月，我實(shí)在忍無(wú)可忍，非出來(lái)不可了。這就是為什么我早了三個(gè)星期出生。不過(guò)被冷空氣一吹，被產(chǎn)房的強(qiáng)光一照，我就發(fā)覺(jué)當(dāng)初要是再忍一忍就好了。After a few months of living like this， I had to get out of there， and thats why I was born three weeks early. But after being hit by the cold air and the blinding lights of the delivery room， I wisheed Id just stayed put.

來(lái)到世上后，我嚴(yán)重睡眠不足，脾氣暴躁。所以你要是見(jiàn)過(guò)新生兒照片的話，你就能理解為什么他們看上去都是氣鼓鼓的了。By the time I came into the world， I was totally sleep deprived and in a really lousy mood. So if you ever see a picture of a newborn， now you know why they always look ticked off.

實(shí)際上，我到現(xiàn)在還沒(méi)緩過(guò)勁來(lái)，一直需要補(bǔ)覺(jué)。In fact， I STILL havent caught up on the sleep I missed， and believe me， Ive been trying.

自從出生以來(lái)，我就一直想找回那種在黑暗中漂浮的感覺(jué)，真是爽翻了。Ever since I was born， Ive tried to re-create the felling I had way back when I was floating around in the dark， happy as could be.

我出生幾天之后才見(jiàn)到哥哥羅德里克。在那之前我都一直以為自己是獨(dú)生子，這個(gè)發(fā)現(xiàn)還真讓我有點(diǎn)失望。I met my older brother， Rodrick， a few days after I was born. Up to that point I thought I was an only child， so I was pretty disappointed to find out I wasnt.

那時(shí)候我們一家住在一個(gè)很小的公寓里，我不得不跟羅德里克住一屋。兒童床被他占了，所以我人生的頭幾個(gè)月只好蝸居在衣柜的抽屜里。我很確定這是不合法的。My family was living in a really small apartment back then， and I had to share a room with Rodrick. He got the crib， so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer， which Im pretty sure isnt even legal.