那些年，被我們玩壞的Chinglish

○Sophia

今天，我們來聊一聊讓外國友人感到抓狂的發明——中式英語，它的英語專用名詞為Chinglish。中式英語是一些中國人根據自己的日常用語習慣創造出來的。嚴格來說是錯誤的，也是極其不符合英語用語習慣和規范的，以下這些讓外國人啼笑皆非的Chinglish，你中槍了嗎？

How are you？怎么是你

正確表達：Why is it you?

How old are you？怎么老是你

正確表達：Why is it you again and again?

Long time no see好久不見

正確表達：I haven’t seen you for a long time.

People mountain people sea人山人海

正確表達：There’s a large crowd of people.

You give me stop！你給我站住

正確表達：Stop/Hold there！

I will give you some color see see！我要給你點顏色看看

正確表達：I will make you know my capabilities.

If you want money，I have no，If you want life，I have one.要錢沒有，要命有一條。

正確表達：I have noting but one life.

Good good study，day day up好好學習，天天向上。

正確表達：Study well and make progress every day.

You ask me，I ask who？ 你問我，我問誰。

正確表達：You could ask me，but whom should I ask?

You can you up，no can no BB。你行你上，不行就別廢話。

正確表達：Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk.

Know is know，noknow is noknow.知之為知之，不知為不知

正確表達：Don’t pretend to know what you actually don’t know.

geilivable給力

正確表達：awesome

Brother，we two who and who？ 兄弟，咱倆誰跟誰?。?/p>

正確表達：We are intimate friends，buddy.

You are too two！你太二了！

正確表達：You are too foolish！

Where cold where stay.哪涼快哪待著去。

正確表達：Take a hike.

Go and see走著瞧

正確表達：We will see.

No money no talk沒錢免談

正確表達：No need to talk without money.

I fllow you！我服了你

正確表達：You’ve got me！

Play handsome耍帥

正確表達：posing