幽默三篇

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says，“God， what is a million dollars to you ？”

God says，“A penny.”

Then the man says：“God， what is a million years to you ？”

God says，“A second.”

Then the man says，“God， can I have a penny ？”

God says， “In a second.”

一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話。

他問(wèn)：“主啊，一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少 ？”

上帝回答：“一便士。”

男子又問(wèn)：“那一百萬(wàn)年呢 ”

上帝說(shuō)：“一秒鐘?！?/p>

最后男子請(qǐng)求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎 ？”

上帝回答：“過(guò)一秒鐘?！?/p>

Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.

The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.

The operator said calmly，“First， you should make sure that he is already dead.”

Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking，“What should I do next ？”

兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。

另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。

接線員沉著地說(shuō)：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡?！?/p>

于是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問(wèn)：“第二步怎么辦 ？”

Katherine整理