天下奇聞

撰稿：魚又

天下奇聞

All That Is Interesting

撰稿：魚又

spanish Town Vote pets Same Rights as Humans西班牙一小鎮通過公投賦予寵物“人權”

Animal lovers recently celebrated the news that a landmark[有重大意義的]step has been taken by the residents[居民]of a small Spanish town, recognising cats and dogs as “non-human residents.”It may only have a population of 330 residents, but the town of Trigueros del Valle voted unanimously[一致地]to defne dogs and cats as “non-human residents”, giving them rights similar to men and women.Under the new act[法案], the town has banned “any action that causes the mutilation[殘害]or death of a non-human resident.”The mayor said: “Dogs and cats have been living among us for over 1,000 years.The mayor must represent not just the human residents but must also be here for the others.”

魚又有話說：西班牙一個約三百三十人的小鎮日前通過公投賦予了貓、狗等寵物跟人類同樣的權益，并將其列為“非人類居民”，讓它們成為該鎮“鎮民”。該法案共13條條文，包括“所有居民生而平等，并擁有相同的權益”、“居民不管是否為人類，都應被尊重”、“嚴禁任何導致非人類居民傷殘或死亡的行為”、“不得為人類一己之悅利用非人類居民”等。在新法案的指導下，該鎮已經禁止任何導致“非人類居民”傷殘或死亡的活動。而在西班牙風行的斗牛運動和其他流血性運動也將被有效禁止。這確實是人類文明的一大進步。但是我想知道，如果一位狗鎮民咬了另一位貓鎮民，是不是那條狗就要被拉去坐牢？畢竟貓鎮民的人身權利受到了侵犯不是？

Meet America's Youngest Mayor－3-Year-Old James Tufts三歲男童成全美最年輕鎮長

A three-year-old James Tufts has become America’s youngest mayor following a successful campaign on Sunday.

Adorable James Tufts followed in his sixyear-old brother Robert’s footsteps, who served two terms in the ceremonial[儀式的，正式的]position in Dorset, Minnesota, aged four.James spent election day chatting with voters and wooed[爭取]the tiny town of 22 residents with the promise of ice cream if he won.

The boy’s mum Emma, a food service director, said: “We are proud of the hard work they both have put into being and becoming mayor.The discipline[行為準則]they have when all they want to do is be kids and people are asking for autographs[親筆簽名]they usually stop what they’re doing and engage with the person asking.”

魚又有話說：你三歲的時候在干嘛？反正三歲的我就是個熊孩子，成天傻樂瘋玩。但有一個名叫詹姆斯·塔夫茨的三歲小男孩當上了美國明尼蘇達州多賽特鎮的鎮長！比起來，我們的三歲簡直弱爆了好不好。不過人家是有家族傳統的，上兩任鎮長是詹姆斯六歲的哥哥。不過這個小鎮只有22個居民（←_←），選鎮長靠抽簽，付一美元就能參選。哥哥當年靠抓鬮當選，而詹姆斯則承諾，如果贏了就請大家吃冰淇淋（媽媽是食品供應商），然后就當選了。仔細想想，22個居民，起碼有四票（20%）已經在他家了，剩下的估計都是親戚，當選是理所當然的事，更何況有人拒絕得了冰淇淋的誘惑嗎？至于鎮長的職責嘛，就是好好長大，有人索要簽名時停下手頭的工作給對方簽名。被萌到！腦補一下總統候選人對選民說：“我請你們吃冰淇淋，你們選我當總統好不好？”畫面太美好了，我好想看一看。

UK Singer Faints Wearing Extra Clothes to Avoid Luggage Fee為省退運費，英一歌手套19件衣服登機致中暑虛脫

A member of a boyband who wanted to avoid an excess luggage[超重行李]fee passed out[失去知覺]on board an easy Jet fight, after wearing all his clothes so he didn’t have to pay a ￡45 sub-charge.

James McElvar thought he was having a heart attack when he lost consciousness[意識]at 37,000 feet flying from London to Glasgow.Little did he know he’d passed out from heat exhaustion[中暑虛脫]—having dressed himself in six T-shirts, four jumpers[針織套衫], three pairs of jeans, two pairs of jogging bottoms[慢跑褲], a pair of jackets and two hats.

“I felt it was my only option[選擇]to put on everything,” James told MailOnline.He started undressing as the plane was taking off, but his body temperature had already soared[猛增]to dangerous levels.

魚又有話說：是這樣的，有一個boyband（注意，是boyband哦）成員坐飛機時，因為行李超重需要多付45英鎊（約434人民幣），小哥不樂意了，一不做二不休索性把衣物都套身上了。六件T恤、四件套頭衫、兩件夾克、三條牛仔褲、兩條慢跑褲和兩頂帽子上身的小哥表示滋味太酸爽了，是生命不能承受的厚度和熱度。然后這個小帥哥就在飛機上中暑暈倒了，一下飛機就被緊急送醫。新聞出來后，網友的評論異常精彩：“他長成這個樣子干什么都是對的！”“又帥又會過日子，我很欣賞這樣的小伙子。”“道理我都懂，可為啥他穿那么多還那么瘦？”“穿這么多還比我瘦，別攔我，我想靜靜”“45磅……換算成人民幣……嗯！換我我也這么干，呵呵。”“白天不懂夜的黑，窮人的世界你不懂，我們為了多省一點錢就是這么拼！”如果我遇到同樣的情況估計也會這么干，沒辦法，窮人就是這么倔強。不過我會先干了一瓶藿香正氣液(?????)！