采購過早
2015-01-12 07:11:41張亞榮
語文世界(小學版) 2014年12期
張亞榮
[英語原文]
Early ?shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with？" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early." replied the defendant.
"That's no offense，" replied the judge， "How early were you doing this shopping？"
"Before the store opened." countered（反擊，反對） the prisoner.
[漢語翻譯]
采購過早
那天是圣誕節，法官在審訊犯人時動了惻隱之心?！澳銥槭裁幢黄鹪V？”他問。
“采購圣誕節物品過早。”被告回答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你采購有多早？”
“在商店開門之前?！狈溉藨?。
[小幽默大智慧]
犯人將商店沒有開門前的偷盜行為，說成是采購物品過早，妄圖以此逃避法律的制裁。
（小淘氣）
