英語小笑話

想做壞夢

I want a nightmare

Before the final examination， Tom told his mother， “Mom， I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.”“Dont trust dreams， dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite.” Mother replied. “Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight，” Tom said.

在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

Wheres the father？

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

“Look，” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are！”

“Yes，” said the younger， “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father？”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

父親在哪？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

哥哥想了一會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”endprint