開(kāi)心一刻

Where is the egg

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg”?

Student:In the cake，Sir.

雞蛋在哪里

老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？

學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

老師：“雞蛋”在哪？

學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生。

He is really somebody

Mike:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

Ton:He is really somebody.What does do?

Mike:A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個(gè)大人物

邁克：我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。

湯姆：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的？

邁克：墓地的守墓人。

A great man

Teacher:Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man， for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名偉人

老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？

學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹梗€沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。