幽默

輝　子

She Ate All My Bait

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,” he objected, “I didnt catch a single fish.”

“Ill talk to her,” his mother said, “and I promise this time she wont make any noise.”

“It wasnt the noise, Mom,” the boy replied, “She ate all my bait.”

她把所有誘餌都吃了

當(dāng)媽媽提出讓小男孩帶著妹妹一起去釣魚(yú)時(shí)，他堅(jiān)決反對(duì)。“上次她跟著我，”他反對(duì)說(shuō)，“我連一條魚(yú)都沒(méi)能釣上。”

“我會(huì)告訴她，”媽媽說(shuō)，“我保證這次她不再發(fā)出響聲了。”

“媽媽，不是響聲，”男孩回答，“是她把所有的誘餌都吃了。”