幽默二則

王　銳／供稿

We Always Sell Them Together

Customer: Id like to buy the

book How to Become a Millionaire Over-night. (The clerk went to the back of the shop ,returned with two books and started to wrap them.)

Customer: I only asked for one book. Clerk: I know. The other is The Penal Code. We always sell themtogether.

我們總是兩本一起賣

顧客：我要買一本《快捷致富術》。（營業員走到后面拿了兩本書回來，隨手把書包好。）

顧客：我只要一本。

營業員：我知道，另一本是《刑事法典》。我們總是兩本書一起賣。

How about the Last Date?

A man is taking a woman home from their first date, and he asks if he can come inside. “Oh, no,”she says. “I never ask a guy in on the first date.”

“Okay,” the man replies, “how about the last date?”

那最后一次約會呢？

一名男子送一個初次約會的女子回到了家，他問自己是否能進去。“噢，不行，”她說。“我從不讓初次約會的男子進

門。”

“好吧，”男子回應，“那最后一次約會呢？”