牙癢整蠱王

I found just now you have a face，which causes fish to sink out of sight and the flying crane to drop down. But it is due to you. Have a ugly face of a beautiful one. 我才發(fā)現(xiàn)，你有著沉魚落雁之容……魚兒一看見你就嚇得沉入水底，大雁一看見你就嚇得一頭栽到地上。

Do you still alive? I am very sorry， because I have been very busy these days and haven't gone to see you. But the Hades said you were not welcome. So you should set your heart at rest and recuperate. Hope you get well at an early date. 你還活著嗎？非常抱歉，這幾天我很忙沒能去看你，閻王說了他不歡迎你。所以你安心養(yǎng)病，祝你早日康復(fù)！

God sees you are thirsty， so he produces water; God sees you are hungry， so he produces rice; God sees you have no one lovely friend， so he produces me; however God sees there is no idiots in the world， so he produces you by the way. 神看見你口渴了，他創(chuàng)造了水；神看見你餓，他創(chuàng)造了米；神看見你沒有一個可愛的朋友，所以他創(chuàng)造了我；然而神也看見這個世界上沒有白癡，所以也順便創(chuàng)造了你。