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The New Teacher

George comes from schoolon the first of September.

\"George， how did you likeyour new teacher?\" asked hismother.

\"I didn't like her， Mother，because she said that three and threewere six and then she said that twoand four were six too…\"

新老師

9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。

“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6，可后來又說2加4也得6。”

Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said thatlightning never strikes the sameplace twice?

Roy: Because after it's struckonce the same place isn't thereany more !

閃 電

老師：為什么說閃電從來不會(huì)兩次擊中同一個(gè)地方?

羅伊：因?yàn)樗鼡糁幸粋€(gè)地方一次以后，那個(gè)地方就不存在了。

Banana

Teacher: Who can spellthe word\"banana\"， please?

Paul: I can， Miss Green.

John: Me too. But I don't know when to stopBanananana......

香 蕉

老師：誰會(huì)拼寫banana這個(gè)單詞?

保羅：我會(huì)，格林小姐。

約翰：我也會(huì)。但我不知道應(yīng)該在什么時(shí)候停止Bananananananana……

It Was Three

Teacher: What happened in 1949 inChinese history?

Xiaozhen: The People's Republic ofChina was founded.

Teacher: Right. What happened in 1952then?

Xiaozhen: It was three years old.

三 歲

老師：1949年中國歷史上發(fā)生過什么重大事情?

曉真：中華人民共和國成立了。

老師回答得對。那么，1952年呢?

曉真：那年新中國3歲了。