

Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:“ What is the longest and what is the shortest?”
The student answered immediately:“The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.”
最長和最短
老師問學(xué)生:“什么最長?什么最短?”
學(xué)生立刻回答:“一堂課的最后幾分鐘最長,一場考試的最后幾分鐘最短。”

Give Me a Dollar
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be always begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
給我一塊錢
兒子:爸爸,給我一角錢。
父親:兒子,你已經(jīng)長大了,不該再老是一角一角地要錢了,不是嗎?
兒子:爸爸,我想你是對的,那給我一塊錢行嗎?