英語小笑話

于小林

炎炎夏日，何以解暑？那自然少不了品嘗美味的水果了！夏季可以吃到的水果還真不少。下面列出了很多水果，有些是夏天獨有的哦！

Drunk

One day，a father and his little son were going home.At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now，he asked， “Whats the meaning of the word ‘Drunk，dad？”“Well，my son，”his father replied，“l(fā)ook，there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”“But，dad，”the boy said，“theres only one policeman！”

醉酒

一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有問不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父親回答道，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了?！薄翱墒牵职?，”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！”

How Many Eggs

Teacher：A farmer raises five hens.A hen lays one egg each day.Tell me，how many eggs does the farmer get in a week？

Student：Do the hens have a break on weekends？

多少雞蛋

老師：一個農場主養(yǎng)了五只母雞，一只母雞每天下一個蛋。告訴我，農場主在一周內可得到多少雞蛋？

學生：母雞周末休息嗎？

The Biggest in the World

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

Teacher：Peter！Tell us，whats the biggest in the world？

Peter：Well，well...eyelids.

Teacher：What？Eyelids？

Peter：Yes，sir.Because as soon as I shut my eyes，the eyelids cover everything of the world.

世界上最大的東西

老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。

老師：彼得！你說說，世界上什么最大？

彼得：這，這……眼皮。

老師：什么？眼皮？

彼得：是這樣的，老師，因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上的一切東西都遮住了。