當英文老師遇上中文老師

⒈英語老師：Well,not that emotional,but I move the heart.

語文老師：情如風雪無常，卻是一動即殤。

⒉英語老師：Love is a play that a person gets gains and losses.

語文老師：風月入我相思局，怎堪相思未相許。

⒊英語老師：If I know what love is, it is because of you.

語文老師：如是良人長相絕，猶恐夢中思上邪。

⒋英語老師：I like you, but just like you.

語文老師：縱然相思入骨，縱然萬劫不復；我也只愿你眉眼如初，風華如故。

⒌英語老師：Wherever you go,whatever you do,I will be right here waiting for you.

語文老師：去年海棠鎖朱樓，花下卿舞袖，如今，人空瘦，海棠落瓊眸。

⒍ 英 語 老 師：No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.

語文老師：亂世繁華，只為你傾盡天下；蒼水蒹葭，只為你歸田卸甲。