我的老師是傳奇

On the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher accidentally burned the podium...

上化學課的時候，化學老師不小心燒了講臺……

I remember once in class, physics teacher stopped doing the physics experiments, and told us:"Be careful about the weights, and never drop it on your little feet!"... Several days latter,we had heard that he asked for leave about one week, because his feet were hitted when doing experiments in other classes.

記得有一次上物理課，老師做實驗的時候特意停下來，囑咐我們：同學們，等會放砝碼的時候小心點啊，千萬別砸到自己的小腳丫子！……幾天后，物理老師請假一周，說是在別的班做實驗，砸著腳了。

He will never talk to you when you call him"teacher", And he will react immediately when you called out to him as "handsome".

叫他“老師”從來不理你，喊他“帥哥”才回頭。

Our high school math teacher is keeping an electronic pet in his computer game, and the pet was named after our math representative.

高中數學老師在電腦游戲里養了一只寵物，名字是數學課代表的名字……

I miss our English teacher Wang Mingming so much, a cool guy who always cornrous our hair during class.

真的是特別想念我們的英語老師王明明，一個潮男居然上課給我們編小辮。

Our physical teacher thought that we are too stupid to teach, and he got so sulky, so he fell asleep on the podium...

物理老師嫌棄我們覺悟低，講著講著課就開始生悶氣，于是自己趴在講臺上睡著了……

I usually like to sit in the front row in the classroom, so I need to look up with mouth open involuntarily... And our Chinese teacher couldn't help throwing a chalk into my mouth.

通常我在教室喜歡坐在第一排聽課，上課總要仰頭看老師，然后嘴不由自主地張開……我們語文老師終于沒忍住，往我嘴里扔了個粉筆頭。

One day when our math teacher was in charge of the study room, he took out a bowl of instant noodles, and ate happily on the platform.Then he was caught by the Dean of Students,and was taken to the Dean's Offi ce.

有一天我們數學老師看自習，他突然不知道從哪里端出一碗方便面，在講臺上呼嚕嚕吃了起來。然后被教導主任逮住，去了教務處。