The World’s Best Jokes (Part I)

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The World’s Best Jokes (Part I)

多國(guó)笑話大比拼（上）

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哪個(gè)國(guó)家的笑話最能戳中你的笑點(diǎn)？還沒(méi)笑夠？等著，下期“輕松一刻”還有另一波笑料來(lái)襲哦！

An old couple goes to a restaurant, where the husband carefully splits[撕開(kāi)]a burger[漢堡包]and fries[炸薯?xiàng)l]but the wife eats nothing. A man takes pity on[同情，可憐]them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.

“It’s all right,” says the husband. “We share everything.”

A few minutes later， the man fnds that the wife hasn’t taken a bite[咬]. “I really wouldn’t mind buying your wife her own meal,” he says.

“She’ll eat,” the husband says. “We share everything.”

But the man doesn’t believe it. He asks the wife, “Why aren’t you eating?”

The wife says, “Because I’m waiting for the denture[整副假牙]!”

A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet[節(jié)食].”

“Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?”

“Two weeks.”

My cousin always “borrows” money from her older brother’s piggy bank[存錢罐], which makes him crazy. One day， she fnds the piggy in the fridge. Inside is this note： “Dear sister， I hope you’ll understand, but my capital[資本]has been frozen[凍結(jié)].”

A police offcer fnds a boy crying in front of a newsstand[報(bào)攤].

“What’s wrong?” He asks.

“Superman isn’t out yet!”

“I’ll handle[對(duì)付]it,” the police officer says. “Hey, Superman!” he shouts. “Come on out! We won’t hurt you!”

A man calls a radio DJ and says, “I’ve found a wallet with a large amount of money inside. There’s also a card with an address on it.”

“So?” says the DJ. “What do you want us to do?”

“Would you be so kind as to play a song for the man?”

A woman finds a young boy neighbor crying. “What’s the matter, honey?” she asks him.

“It’s my father,” the boy cries. “He hit his finger with a hammer[鐵錘].”

“Then why are you crying?”

“Because at frst I laughed！”

Wife: Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush[馬桶刷].

Husband: Yes, I did. But I still prefer the paper.