幽默小故事

安徽省濉溪縣百善中學 姜經志 供稿

幽默小故事

安徽省濉溪縣百善中學 姜經志 供稿

Two Hearts Beating

Nurse:How do you feel after your operation1？

Patient:Quite all right.But I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

Nurse:No wonder！The doctor who operated2on you is looking for his watch everywhere.

兩顆心在跳

護士：手術后你感覺怎樣？

病人：十分好，但是我能感覺到在我體內有兩顆心在跳動。

護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫在到處找他的手表呢！

What Would You Do？

Son:Mom，if someone broke your favorite vase3，what would you do？

Mum:I'd hit him on the bottom and send him to bed without any supper！

Son:Well，you'd better get the slippers4.Dad has just broken it！

你會怎么辦？

兒子：媽媽，如果有人打碎了你最心愛的花瓶，你會怎么辦？

媽媽：我要打他的屁股，還不給他飯吃就讓他去睡覺

兒子：好了，你準備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那只花瓶打碎了。

An Abstract5Drawing

One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.After a while，a little boy turned his drawing in.The teacher looked at it，but saw nothing，only a piece of white paper.

“What did you draw？”said the teacher.

“A cow eating grass，”the boy answered.

“Where is the grass？”asked the teacher.

“The cow has eaten it up，”answered the boy.

“Well，but where is the cow？”the teacher asked again.

“It ate up the grass and went away to drink water.”

一幅抽象畫

一天，美術課上，老師要同學們畫一幅抽象畫。過了一會兒，一個小男孩交了他的作品。老師看了看，可上面什么也沒有，只不過是一張白紙。

“你畫的是什么呀？”老師問。

“牛吃草。”孩子答道。

“草呢？”老師問。

“牛把它吃光了。”孩子回答說。

“嗯，可是牛去哪里呢？”老師又問道。

“牛吃完草之后就離開找水喝去了。”