坐飛機要遠離這些人

浙江省紹興市樹人中學 張祖平 譯

坐飛機要遠離這些人

浙江省紹興市樹人中學 張祖平 譯

When you are traveling by plane，there are some passengers you just don't want to have next to you.

當你乘飛機旅行的時候，有一些乘客是你不想坐在他們身邊的。

Small Children

Perhaps you normally2like them，but when you are sitting next to them on a plane，it is a different thing:They usually spend all flight moving around and dropping their toys on the floor，and when they are drinking their orange juice，it ends up on your trousers.If they want to play with you，you can't have the little sleep.

熊孩子

或許平常你喜歡他們，但是在飛機上坐在他們身邊時，事情就不一樣了：他們經常在整個航行過程中到處走動，把玩具丟到地上。當他們喝完橘子汁時，你的褲子也會被弄臟。要是他們想跟你玩，你休想小睡片刻。

Conversation3Makers

You can realize this type as soon as you sit down.They immediately4start talking about the plane，or the weather，or they ask you a personal question.It is very difficult not to talk to these people.You'll probably have to keep talking until the plane lands.

話嘮

你一坐下，就能感受到這種類型的人了。他們立刻開始談論飛機、天氣，或者問你私人問題。想不和這些人講話都很難，你可能要和他們講到飛機降落為止。

Nervous Guys

These are the people with white faces who sit down and immediately ask for something to drink.Every five minutes they call a flight attendant5to ask if there are some problems with the plane.They also tell you about air accidents.The best thing to do is to pretend6to sleep.

膽小鬼

這些人臉色蒼白，一坐下來，就要喝水，每隔五分鐘，他們就問乘務員飛機是否有問題。他們也給你講有關空難的事兒。最好的辦法是假裝睡覺。

Space Takers

These people are not very big.But they have a terrible habit of taking up all their room，and some of your room，too.They usually sit with their arms and legs in your space.

霸占王

這些人身材不大，但是他們有很嚴重的霸占空間的習慣，包括你的空間。他們坐著時，手腳通常會霸占你的空間。

People to Avoid' on a Fligt