小屁孩日記

有這樣個(gè)小屁孩，11歲的他可愛(ài)又有點(diǎn)兒淘氣。他似乎有好多好多的鬼點(diǎn)子呢，他還有一本自己的日記。在日記里，小屁孩記下了自己生活中好多有趣兒的故事，還在日記本里畫(huà)上了卡通圖畫(huà)呢。

小屁孩日記

Greg Heffley is an 11-year-old boy. He is kind， honest， smart and naughty. He has a lot of ideas. He has a diary. In his diary， he writes many interesting stories about his life. He also draws cartoons in his diary. He has a lot of problems in school. But he makes a lot of trouble， too. He runs away from a school singing contest（比賽）.He ofter wants to play tricks（捉弄）on others. But he always makes a fool of himself（出洋相）.He is not good at making friends. But he wants to be the most popular in his school.

Greg is not a good role model（榜樣）.But US children like reading his diaries. In fact（實(shí)際上），everything Greg does， you should do the opposite（相反）. Do you want to read about him？ Go andread the book， Diary of a Wimpy Kid（《小屁孩日記》）.It won the Favorite Book award（獎(jiǎng)項(xiàng)）at the2010 Kids' Choice Awards in the US.

【小練習(xí)】判斷下面句子正確與否，正確的寫(xiě)”T”，錯(cuò)誤的寫(xiě)“F"。

1.（）Greg Heffley is an ll-year-old boy.

2.（）Greg Heffley has no idea，but he has a diary

3.（）In his diary， he writes many interesting storiesabout his life.

4.（）He runs away from a school dancing contest（比賽）.

5.（）Greg is not a good role model（榜樣）

英語(yǔ)小笑話

半個(gè)還是十分之五Half or Five Tenths？

Teacher： Would you rather have one half of an orangeor five tenths？

Gerald： l'd much rather have the half.

Teacher： Think carefully， and tell me why.

Gerald： Because you lose too much juice when youcut the orange into five tenths.

老師：你愿意要半個(gè)柑橘，還是十分之五個(gè)柑橘？

杰拉得：我寧可要半個(gè)。

老師：仔細(xì)想想，說(shuō)出理由來(lái)。

杰拉得：因?yàn)槟闳绻迅涕偾谐墒种澹歉涕僦蛽p失太多了。

Iwant a nightmare想傲壞夢(mèng)

Before the final examination， Tom told hismother，”Mom， I had a dream last night that l'dpassed today's exam.””Don't trust dreams， dear. It issaid what you experience in dreams usually turns outto be the opposite."Mother replied.”Then I do hopel"Dfail the other subjects in my dream tonight，”Tom said

在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋€(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。