胖子的煩惱

從小被童鞋們叫“小胖”、長大后不幸地被各種損友們喚作“胖子”“胖墩”“肉包子”（嗚呼～）……胖紙們給別人的印象永遠(yuǎn)不會是“萌萌噠”，而是“懶惰、四體不勤、傻乎乎的”。天氣熱，擠公交，大汗淋漓的胖紙引人側(cè)目；天氣冷，本來就有一定體積的他們?yōu)榱吮Ｅ坏貌淮┑孟駛€粽子一樣；逛街總是買不到適合自己尺碼的衣服，在交際場合上總是被自動屏蔽，看來胖紙們的人生果真很憂傷……

人們似乎并沒有意識到這實(shí)際上是一個健康問題。

People don’t seem to realize that this is actually a health concern.

我常常感覺自己的朋友不多。

I often feel like I don’t have a lot of friends.

當(dāng)我感到憂傷或者孤獨(dú)時，就會很想吃東西。

I tend to eat when I’m feeling sad or lonely.

我似乎都不能維系一段長期的感情。

I can’t seem to keep a long-term relationship.

媒體總是展現(xiàn)不真實(shí)的女性——這真讓人沮喪。

The media always 1）portrays unrealistic women—it’s depressing.

我希望學(xué)校的孩子不要再拿肥胖的事來取笑我。

I wish the kids at school would stop fat shaming me.

天啊……我恨死搭公交車了。

Man…I hate taking buses.

我知道自己需要多鍛煉，但我就是無從下手。

I know I need to exercise more， but I just don’t know where to start.

這些挖苦真的讓我很苦惱。

The bullying is really getting on my nerves.

在商店我從來沒有找到合適的（衣服）尺寸。

I can never seem to find the right size at the store.

我剛剛才吃完……但我還是很餓。

I just ate…but I’m still hungry.

有時候我感覺自己是一塊笑料而不是一個人。

Sometimes I feel like a 2）punchline instead of a person.

我總是感覺健身房的人對我評頭論足。

I always feel like people at the gym are judging me.

我的醫(yī)生一直在幫助我減肥。

My doctor’s been on my case to lose some weight.

我想玩游戲比去慢跑來得輕松。

I guess it’s just easier to play a game than go for a jog.

我真的很討厭穿泳衣。

I really hate having to wear a 3）bathing suit.

加大碼的服飾總是那么花哨丑陋。

Plus-sized fashion is always so 4）garish and ugly.

我總是感覺人們在盯著我看。

I always feel like people are staring.