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這些問題你想過嗎

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word？

為什么“縮寫”是這么長的一個單詞？

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"？

為什么醫(yī)生們管他們所做的事情叫做“實習(xí)”？

Why is it that to stop Windows 98， you have to click on "Start"？

為什么在要關(guān)掉視窗時，你必須先點擊“開始”鍵？

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor， and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons？

為什么檸檬汁是用人造香味調(diào)料做的，而洗碗液是用真正的檸檬做的？

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food？

為什么沒有老鼠味兒的貓食？

When dog food is new and improved tasting， who tests it？

當(dāng)狗食被宣揚是新的和改進了的口味的時候，是誰做的口味鑒定？

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes？

為什么諾亞沒有把那兩只蚊子打死？（諾亞方舟上帶有每種動物的雌雄各一只）