“囧”人的美國法律條款

1. North Carolina北卡羅來那

Its against the law to sing off-key.

唱歌走音是非法的。

2. Arizona亞利桑那

Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

砍下一棵仙人球可讓你坐25年牢。

3. California 加利福尼亞

You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

你不可以在澡盆里吃橘子。

4. Colorado 科羅拉多

Its unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

將你家的吸塵器借給隔壁鄰居是非法的。

5. Georgia佐治亞

Its illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

給前店的人體模特兒換衣服時必須有遮擋，否則違法。

6. Hawaii夏威夷

All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

沒船就得挨罰。

7. Illinois伊利諾伊

Its illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

帶法國波特爾犬去歌劇院非法。

8. Iowa艾奧瓦

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

單手彈鋼琴者必須免費演出。

9. Kansas堪薩斯

Its illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.

朝穿條紋西裝的人扔小刀是非法的。

l0. Kentucky肯塔基

Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

每位公民每年必須洗一次澡。

11. Nebraska內布拉斯加

Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

酒吧不能賣酒，除非他們同時又煮了一桶湯。

12. Nevada內華達

Its illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

留小胡子的男人不能親吻婦女。

13. New Jersey新澤西

Its against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

在漁汛期男人不可以織網。

14. New York紐約

While riding in an elevator，you must talk to no one， fold your hands， and look toward the door.

步入電梯，你不能和人說話，必須交疊雙手，直視門口。

15. North Dakota 北達科他

Its illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

穿鞋子躺倒睡覺是非法的。

16. Oklahoma俄克拉何馬

Its forbidden to take a bite out of another persons hamburger.

禁止咬另一個人的漢堡一口。

17. Oregon俄勒岡

State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

本州法律要求盤子必須滴干水。

18. Pennsylvania賓夕法尼亞

Its illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

睡在冰箱外門上方是非法的。

19. Rhode Island羅得島

You may not bite off another persons leg.

不準咬掉另一個人的腿。

20. Texas得克薩斯

You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

你不可以從旅館的二樓射殺水牛。

21. Utah猶他

It is illegal not to drink milk.

不喝牛奶非法。