你有星期一綜合癥嗎？

By Angie Pinchbeck

沒什么比星期一早晨更糟糕的了。

Theres nothing worse than a Monday morning.

真不敢相信我睡過頭了。

I cant believe I slept through my alarm.

我希望這個生病的理由行得通。

I wish this were a valid medical excuse.

看起來她一到星期一狀態就很差。

Looks like shes got a bad case of the Mondays.

星期一究竟因何而存在？

Why on earth does Monday exist？

你不是討厭星期一早晨的鬧鐘嗎？

Dont you just hate the Monday morning alarm？

如果你想順利過完一整天，有很多事情可以做。

If you want to get through the day， there are some things you can do.

如果你星期天晚上睡眠充足，就不會在星期一感覺太糟糕。

If you get enough rest Sunday night， you wont feel so 1）horrid on Monday.

你該一睡醒就立刻起床。

You should just hop out of bed the moment you wake up.

捎上一束鮮花讓一天過得愉快。

Grab a bunch of fresh flowers to brighten the day.

為什么星期一的交通總是那么糟糕？

Why is traffic always worse on Mondays？

這應該用藥物來對癥治療。

There ought to be a pill for this.

保持正確的態度很重要。

Its important to keep the right attitude.

她告訴我，她受到星期一綜合癥的困擾。

She told me she suffers from MMS—Monday Morning 2）Syndrome.

看來我們的處境都相同。

Seems were all in the same boat.

我只是無法克服我的星期一綜合癥。

I just cant seem to kick my MMB—Monday Morning Blues.

你不希望我們能徹底跳過星期一嗎？

Dont you wish we could just skip Mondays entirely？

每個星期一都該是假期。

Every Monday should be a holiday.