無奇不有！十項體育類吉尼斯世界紀錄

Every sport has its sacred[嚴肅的] records. In baseball， its the home run[本壘打] records—career and single season—though the hitting streak[連續安打] is also pretty special. Basketball has career points and， maybe more impossible to break， points in a single game. However， were not talking about sacred sports records today. Instead， were talking about goofy[傻瓜的] ones. Well， mostly goofy ones. Thats because today， were looking at ten awesome sports-related Guinness World Records.

每項體育運動都有其嚴格正規的紀錄。棒球有本壘打紀錄——包括職業生涯和賽季紀錄——當然，連續安打紀錄也很了不起；籃球有職業生涯總得分紀錄，還有也許更難被打破的單場得分紀錄。然而，我們今天要說的不是這些正經的紀錄，而是比較搞笑的紀錄——大部分都比較傻。因為我們今天要看的是十項與體育有關的吉尼斯世界紀錄。

·注釋

注1：國際奧林匹克委員會（International Olympic Committee）縮寫。

注2：聯合國難民救濟及工程局（United Nations Relief and Works Agency）縮寫。

1. Fastest Half Marathon Pushing a Stroller[輕便嬰孩車] （Female）

推嬰兒車半程馬拉松最快紀錄（女子）

Record Holder： Nancy Schubring

Date Established： September 15th， 2000

Location： Vassar， Michigan， USA

This woman ran the “Mike May Races Half Marathon” in a respectable[可觀的] 1：30：51.

Of course， they didnt specify[詳細說明] the make of the stroller， and that could make all the difference. I mean， I assume it was one of those strollers with the huge bicycle wheels and not one of those clunky[笨重的] plastic-looking things you see people pushing around a shopping mall. But they dont say. Guinness really dropped the ball[犯錯誤] with this one.

這位女士非常出色地以1小時30分51秒跑完了“邁克·梅半程馬拉松”。

當然，他們沒有規定嬰兒車的材質，而這一點可能完全改變賽果。我的意思是，我假定這位女士的嬰兒車裝有巨大的單車輪，而不是你看到人們在大商場里推著的那種塑料感明顯的笨重嬰兒車。但他們對此沒有說明，吉尼斯這次真是失策了。

2. Fastest 20m Carrying 300kg on Shoulders （Male）

負重300公斤移動20米最快紀錄（男子）

Record Holder： Agris Kazelniks

Date Established： April 18th， 2009

Location： Milan， Italy

This would actually be a pretty cool Olympic sport； the IOC注1 should consider it.

As for this record， on the set of an Italian TV show， the man covered a 20m distance carrying 300kg in just 11.40 seconds. （I complain when I have to walk to the bus stop with my laptop in my backpack.）

這完全可以成為一個很酷的奧運項目，奧委會應該考慮一下。

這項紀錄是在一檔意大利電視節目中創造的。這位男士肩上扛著300公斤的重物，只用了11.40秒就走完了20米。（我在不得不背著筆記本電腦步行到公交車站時還不停地抱怨呢。）

3. Fastest 10K While Hula Hooping[（玩）呼拉圈]

（Male）轉呼啦圈跑10公里最快紀錄（男子）

Record Holder： Ashrita Furman

Date Established： June 12th， 2006

Location： Huntington， New York， USA

This guy hula hooped 10km in 1：25：09. I wonder if anyone thought to calculate how many calories he burned？ That total must have been out of this world.

這個男人轉著呼啦圈，以1小時25分9秒跑完了10公里。我不知道有沒有人想過他燃燒了多少卡路里？那總量一定無人能及。……