無(wú)奇不有！十項(xiàng)體育類吉尼斯世界紀(jì)錄

Every sport has its sacred[嚴(yán)肅的] records. In baseball， it’s the home run[本壘打] records—career and single season—though the hitting streak[連續(xù)安打] is also pretty special. Basketball has career points and， maybe more impossible to break， points in a single game. However， we’re not talking about sacred sports records today. Instead， we’re talking about goofy[傻瓜的] ones. Well， mostly goofy ones. That’s because today， we’re looking at ten awesome sports-related Guinness World Records.

每項(xiàng)體育運(yùn)動(dòng)都有其嚴(yán)格正規(guī)的紀(jì)錄。棒球有本壘打紀(jì)錄——包括職業(yè)生涯和賽季紀(jì)錄——當(dāng)然，連續(xù)安打紀(jì)錄也很了不起；籃球有職業(yè)生涯總得分紀(jì)錄，還有也許更難被打破的單場(chǎng)得分紀(jì)錄。然而，我們今天要說(shuō)的不是這些正經(jīng)的紀(jì)錄，而是比較搞笑的紀(jì)錄——大部分都比較傻。因?yàn)槲覀兘裉煲吹氖鞘?xiàng)與體育有關(guān)的吉尼斯世界紀(jì)錄。

10. Fastest 100m on a Skateboard[滑板] ...by a Dog 狗狗100米滑板最快紀(jì)錄

Record Holder: Tillman the English Bulldog[斗牛犬]

Date Established: July 30th， 2009

Location: Los Angeles， USA

Apparently this record was set during X Games[極限運(yùn)動(dòng)] XV in Los Angeles…which actually makes sense. Anyway， the winner of the dog skateboarding race， that day， and the current world record holder， was a Bulldog named Tillman， who rode a skateboard 100 meters in 19.678 seconds.(Now this one I’m fairly certain I could beat.)

顯然，這個(gè)紀(jì)錄是在在洛杉磯舉行的第十五屆極限運(yùn)動(dòng)中創(chuàng)造的……這也合情合理。不管怎樣，那天狗狗滑板比賽的冠軍——也是現(xiàn)在的世界紀(jì)錄保持者，是一只叫蒂爾曼的斗牛犬。它的100米滑板成績(jī)是19.678秒。（我確定我可以戰(zhàn)勝這個(gè)成績(jī)。）

9. Fastest Half Marathon Pushing a Stroller[輕便嬰孩車] (Female)推嬰兒車半程馬拉松最快紀(jì)錄（女子）

Record Holder: Nancy Schubring

Date Established: September 15th， 2000

Location: Vassar， Michigan， USA

This woman ran the “Mike May Races Half Marathon” in a respectable[可觀的] 1:30:51.

Of course， they didn’t specify[詳細(xì)說(shuō)明] the make of the stroller， and that could make all the difference. I mean， I assume it was one of those strollers with the huge bicycle wheels and not one of those clunky[笨重的] plastic-looking things you see people pushing around a shopping mall. But they don’t say. Guinness really dropped the ball[犯錯(cuò)誤] with this one.

這位女士非常出色地以1小時(shí)30分51秒跑完了“邁克·梅半程馬拉松”。

當(dāng)然，他們沒(méi)有規(guī)定嬰兒車的材質(zhì)，而這一點(diǎn)可能完全改變賽果。我的意思是，我假定這位女士的嬰兒車裝有巨大的單車輪，而不是你看到人們?cè)诖笊虉?chǎng)里推著的那種塑料感明顯的笨重嬰兒車。但他們對(duì)此沒(méi)有說(shuō)明，吉尼斯這次真是失策了。

8. Fastest 20m Carrying 300kg on Shoulders (Male)負(fù)重300公斤移動(dòng)20米最快紀(jì)錄（男子）

Record Holder: Agris Kazelniks

Date Established: April 18th， 2009

Location: Milan， Italy

This would actually be a pretty cool Olympic sport; the IOC注1 should consider it.

As for this record， on the set of an Italian TV show， the man covered a 20m distance carrying 300kg in just 11.40 seconds. (I complain when I have to walk to the bus stop with my laptop in my backpack.)

這完全可以成為一個(gè)很酷的奧運(yùn)項(xiàng)目，奧委會(huì)應(yīng)該考慮一下。

這項(xiàng)紀(jì)錄是在一檔意大利電視節(jié)目中創(chuàng)造的。這位男士肩上扛著300公斤的重物，只用了11.40秒就走完了20米。（我在不得不背著筆記本電腦步行到公交車站時(shí)還不停地抱怨呢。