Every sport has its sacred[嚴(yán)肅的] records. In baseball, it’s the home run[本壘打] records—career and single season—though the hitting streak[連續(xù)安打] is also pretty special. Basketball has career points and, maybe more impossible to break, points in a single game. However, we’re not talking about sacred sports records today. Instead, we’re talking about goofy[傻瓜的] ones. Well, mostly goofy ones. That’s because today, we’re looking at ten awesome sports-related Guinness World Records.
每項(xiàng)體育運(yùn)動(dòng)都有其嚴(yán)格正規(guī)的紀(jì)錄。棒球有本壘打紀(jì)錄——包括職業(yè)生涯和賽季紀(jì)錄——當(dāng)然,連續(xù)安打紀(jì)錄也很了不起;籃球有職業(yè)生涯總得分紀(jì)錄,還有也許更難被打破的單場(chǎng)得分紀(jì)錄。然而,我們今天要說(shuō)的不是這些正經(jīng)的紀(jì)錄,而是比較搞笑的紀(jì)錄——大部分都比較傻。因?yàn)槲覀兘裉煲吹氖鞘?xiàng)與體育有關(guān)的吉尼斯世界紀(jì)錄。

10. Fastest 100m on a Skateboard[滑板] ...by a Dog 狗狗100米滑板最快紀(jì)錄
Record Holder: Tillman the English Bulldog[斗牛犬]
Date Established: July 30th, 2009
Location: Los Angeles, USA
Apparently this record was set during X Games[極限運(yùn)動(dòng)] XV in Los Angeles…which actually makes sense. Anyway, the winner of the dog skateboarding race, that day, and the current world record holder, was a Bulldog named Tillman, who rode a skateboard 100 meters in 19.678 seconds.(Now this one I’m fairly certain I could beat.)
顯然,這個(gè)紀(jì)錄是在在洛杉磯舉行的第十五屆極限運(yùn)動(dòng)中創(chuàng)造的……這也合情合理。不管怎樣,那天狗狗滑板比賽的冠軍——也是現(xiàn)在的世界紀(jì)錄保持者,是一只叫蒂爾曼的斗牛犬。它的100米滑板成績(jī)是19.678秒。(我確定我可以戰(zhàn)勝這個(gè)成績(jī)。)
9. Fastest Half Marathon Pushing a Stroller[輕便嬰孩車] (Female)推嬰兒車半程馬拉松最快紀(jì)錄(女子)
Record Holder: Nancy Schubring
Date Established: September 15th, 2000
Location: Vassar, Michigan, USA
This woman ran the “Mike May Races Half Marathon” in a respectable[可觀的] 1:30:51.
Of course, they didn’t specify[詳細(xì)說(shuō)明] the make of the stroller, and that could make all the difference. I mean, I assume it was one of those strollers with the huge bicycle wheels and not one of those clunky[笨重的] plastic-looking things you see people pushing around a shopping mall. But they don’t say. Guinness really dropped the ball[犯錯(cuò)誤] with this one.
這位女士非常出色地以1小時(shí)30分51秒跑完了“邁克·梅半程馬拉松”。
當(dāng)然,他們沒(méi)有規(guī)定嬰兒車的材質(zhì),而這一點(diǎn)可能完全改變賽果。我的意思是,我假定這位女士的嬰兒車裝有巨大的單車輪,而不是你看到人們?cè)诖笊虉?chǎng)里推著的那種塑料感明顯的笨重嬰兒車。但他們對(duì)此沒(méi)有說(shuō)明,吉尼斯這次真是失策了。
8. Fastest 20m Carrying 300kg on Shoulders (Male)負(fù)重300公斤移動(dòng)20米最快紀(jì)錄(男子)
Record Holder: Agris Kazelniks
Date Established: April 18th, 2009
Location: Milan, Italy
This would actually be a pretty cool Olympic sport; the IOC注1 should consider it.
As for this record, on the set of an Italian TV show, the man covered a 20m distance carrying 300kg in just 11.40 seconds. (I complain when I have to walk to the bus stop with my laptop in my backpack.)
這完全可以成為一個(gè)很酷的奧運(yùn)項(xiàng)目,奧委會(huì)應(yīng)該考慮一下。
這項(xiàng)紀(jì)錄是在一檔意大利電視節(jié)目中創(chuàng)造的。這位男士肩上扛著300公斤的重物,只用了11.40秒就走完了20米。(我在不得不背著筆記本電腦步行到公交車站時(shí)還不停地抱怨呢。