English Humour

How does a chick do that?

One day， a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator， chick just got out of its egg shell.

\"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell， isn't it? \"the teacher said.

\"Yes， sir.\"said one of the boys， \"But it would be more wonderful if we know how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand.\"

小雞是怎樣事先鉆進蛋殼里的

一天，老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。

“看見一個小生命從蛋殼里出來，豈不是很奇妙嗎?”老師說。

“是的，老師。”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了。”

Coincidence

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

\"What a terrible voice! \"he said， \"Do you know who she is? \"

\"Yes， \"was the answer. \"She is my wife.\"

\"Oh， I beg your pardon.\" the man said， \"Of course her voice is not bad， but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song.\"

\"I did.\" was the answer.

巧合

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道：

“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”

“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

“噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”

“是我。”男士回答道。