笑話兩則

Hen's Legs

Son:Dad，why are hen's legs short?

Father:Foolish question?選Don't you know?If hen's legs are long，eggs will be broken when hens lay them.

母雞的腿

兒子:爸爸，為什么母雞的腿很短?

父親:提這樣的傻問題!難道你不知道嗎?如果母雞的腿太長，下蛋的時候會把雞蛋摔破的。

Beef and Fish

Bob:I've been eating beef all my life and now I'm just as strong as an ox.

Jim:That's funny.I've been eating fish all my life，but I can't swim at all.

牛肉和魚肉

鮑勃:我吃了一輩子牛肉，所以，現(xiàn)在我壯得像一頭牛。

吉姆:真是笑話。我吃了一輩子魚，可我根本不會游泳。