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The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital. His wife whowas standing up by his bed， said to the doc-tor: \"I think that he is very ill.\" \"I amafraid that he is dead.\" said the doctor.

Hearing this， the man moved his headand said: \"I'm not dead. I'm still alive.\" \"Bequiet，\" said the wife， \"the doctor knows bet-ter than you! \"