會玩牌的狗

有一個人養了一只狗，那只狗非常聰明，它會算術、接飛盤、站立，更厲害的是還會玩橋悼，主人無聊時都會和狗狗玩橋牌打發時間。后一傳十、十傳百，大家都知道有只非常聰明的狗有一天，有位記者來訪問那個狗的主人。

記者：“聽說你家的狗非常聰明呀!”

主人：“沒有啦，它很笨的!”

記者：“為什么?它不是會陪你玩橋牌嗎?”

主人：“可是它一拿到好牌就會搖尾巴呀!”

A man had a dog. It was so clever that it could count，catch a Frisbee in the air，stand up on its hind legs，and most amazingly play bridge. Its master，when bored，woutd kill time by playing bridge with the dog.Later onthe news spread far and wide，and everyone knew his dogwas very clever.One day a reporter called on andinterviewed the master.

\"Your dog is very clever，isn't it?\" asked the reporter.

\"No，it is very foolish!\" the master answered.

\"Why do you say so? Doesn't it play bridge withyou?\"

\" But it wags its tail the moment it holds a goodcard.\"