搞怪哈哈鏡之“帽”美如花

Teacher: If Shakespeare is still alive， would he become a great person? Student: Yes， he sure is. Any way， we couldn't find anyone living to over 400 years old in this world.

教師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他是否會成為一個很了不起的人物？學生：是的，他肯定會，無論如何世界上還找不到活400多歲的人。

Plaintiff: Two years ago someone said I was rhinoceros. I want to suit him! Judge: Why do you suit him two years later? Plaintiff: I just got to know what rhinoceros looks like yesterday.

原告：有人兩年前說我是犀牛。我要告他！法官：你怎么現在才起訴呢？原告：我昨天才知道犀牛是什么樣子的。

These days， friends are truly not trustable. Last month one of my bosom friends borrowed 4 000 dollars from me to have a plastic operation. Now I don't know who he is.

這年頭朋友真是不可信了！上個月我的一個哥們兒向我借了4 000塊錢，說要去做整形手術，結果現在完全不知道他變成什么樣了。

◆編輯：Cola