小幽默二則
2007-04-12 00:00:00郭鋒
閱讀(中年級) 2007年8期
Who's the printer?
The professor was havingthe final class of the term.He asked the students to pre-pare for the final examinationwell. He said，\"The examina-tion papers are now in the hands of the printer. Are there any questions?\"
There was silence.But suddenly a voice from the rear asked.\"Who is the printer?\"
Make up for cat
Mr Ford's car ran overMrs Black's cat，so he wentover to apologize.
\"I would like to make upsomehow for that cat.Mrs Black/\"
\"Ok，Come over tonightand catch mice!\"
