笑話
2006-11-30 05:16:56
海外英語 2006年11期
Unreasonable Complaint
Two friends were having dinner together. There was only one dish with two fish in it,one larger and the other smaller. One of the friends got the larger fish and the other was very angry.
“How selfish you are!”he cried.
“Why?”his friend was surprised.
“Youve got the larger fish.”
“What would you do if you were me?”
“Im sure I would choose the smaller one.”
“Then what are you complaining of? Youve got your smaller fish.”
無理的抱怨
兩個(gè)朋友一起吃飯，桌上有一盤魚，盤中只有兩條魚，一大一小。其中一位夾了大魚吃，另一位很生氣。
“你太自私了！”他嚷著。
“為什么？”他的朋友感到很驚奇。
“你拿了大的。”
“如果你是我，你會(huì)怎么做？”
“我當(dāng)然會(huì)選小一點(diǎn)的。”
“那你有什么好抱怨的？你已經(jīng)吃到了小一點(diǎn)的。”
