男人ＶＳ女人

還記得《老友記》里面，幾個朋友聚在咖啡廳里，談論到約會用語的使用嗎？男人和女人對于措辭的含義有著多么不同的理解，看了下面的解釋，你就知道了！

Women女人常常會說與自己想法相反的話

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

Im sorry. = Youll be sorry.

We need = I want

Its your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want. = Youll pay for this later!

We need to talk. = I need to complain.

Sure... go ahead = I dont want you to.

Im not upset. = Of course Im upset,you moron!

Youre certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.

I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

Hang the picture there. = No,I mean to hang it there!

I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = Im going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today youre really not going to like.

Ill be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me Im beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, youre dead.

Was that the baby? = Why dont you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?

Im not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important.

Men男人是直觀的生物，他的話表達的意思就是他心里所想。

Im hungry. = Im hungry.

Im sleepy. = Im sleepy.

Im tired. = Im tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense,let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

Whats wrong? = I dont see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

Whats wrong?= I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

Im bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Lets have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...wed better have sex now!

Yes,I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes,I like the way you cut your hair. =$50.00 and it doesnt look that much different!

Lets talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that youd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and lets go home.