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The big sissy

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．

The boy asked with a tremor in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ？”

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug． “I can' t，dear．” She said．“I have to sleep in Daddy's room．”

Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy．”

大膽小鬼

一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鉆進被窩。

孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎？”

母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間?！?/p>

男孩突然顫著聲音說道：“你是個大膽小鬼！”

Special Wish

Pupil: Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Teacher: Why is that?

Pupil: Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn.

特殊的希望

學生：真希望我1000年前就出生了！

老師：為什么？

學生：想想吧，我再也不用學那么些歷史知識了。